What’s the Difference Between Peanut Butter and Jam?
By JD
On tonight’s How I Met Your Mother this innocent question was asked. The punchline? If I tell you will you stop hanging out with me like Lily? Be warned, it’s crude. If you wish to know continue reading.
I can’t peanut butter my dick in your ass.
Thank you.
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In Season 4 | Tuesday, April 14th, 2009 01:52 am GMT -4 | By JD
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slightly | Saturday, April 18th, 2009 05:41 pm GMT -4
oh, don't get me wrong. within the show i thought it was hilarious and totally something the boys would laugh at. but if one of my guy friends told it to me (which, honestly, they are likely to do) i would probably walk out on them like lily. if only because the joke is so lame.
Ashley | Tuesday, April 21st, 2009 03:33 pm GMT -4
It's true. That's all I need in life.
Missy | Saturday, April 25th, 2009 04:37 am GMT -4
Not JUST a guy joke thank you very much
Missy | Saturday, April 25th, 2009 04:41 am GMT -4
Only a grin?? I cracked up so hard I startled my cat!!
scofield | Tuesday, April 28th, 2009 03:31 pm GMT -4
were u gonna peanut butter ur cat?
Tongue in cheek? | Monday, May 11th, 2009 04:01 am GMT -4
WTF is mother language (especially enjoyed mother's language)…
It's mother tongue people…and ain't got nothing to do with you mother's tongue…unless you want to peanut butter that up my ass!!
wow. | Wednesday, May 20th, 2009 11:40 pm GMT -4
dude. A guy at school told me everything but the punch line to this joke and told me to look it up online. Creepy.
sasha | Thursday, June 11th, 2009 01:34 am GMT -4
awesome the best joke in history
sasha | Thursday, June 11th, 2009 01:36 am GMT -4
lol
sasha | Thursday, June 11th, 2009 01:36 am GMT -4
im a gay fag hahahahahha
kalsa | Friday, June 12th, 2009 01:17 am GMT -4
guy is gay with your dog
kalsa | Friday, June 12th, 2009 01:20 am GMT -4
lol
kalsa | Friday, June 12th, 2009 01:20 am GMT -4
lol
kalsa | Friday, June 12th, 2009 01:20 am GMT -4
lol
kalsa | Friday, June 12th, 2009 01:20 am GMT -4
lol
kalsa | Friday, June 12th, 2009 01:20 am GMT -4
yes you are missy
kalsa | Friday, June 12th, 2009 01:21 am GMT -4
that is so sick you lil player i just want to bang bang bang your dog in the
kalsa | Friday, June 12th, 2009 01:21 am GMT -4
barny is gay in real life THAT GOT YOUR ATTENTION LOLOLOLOLOL
steve | Friday, June 19th, 2009 10:52 pm GMT -4
Can somebody explain the joke? English is also not my language. I understand the background tu jam – strack in it but i don't get the joke with the penaut butter. is there another trasnslation / explanation for peanut butter then peanut butter from the shop?
ur mumu | Tuesday, July 14th, 2009 04:21 am GMT -4
i like men
R. Julien | Thursday, July 30th, 2009 07:29 pm GMT -4
Ouwaw so cool.
But I'm french and I wait the Fr version, because in other languages, it's not a joke, there are no signification.
But it's so good in Oringinal Version ^^
Roberto, Portugal | Wednesday, August 12th, 2009 04:26 pm GMT -4
can anyone tell me the joke please??
i didn't get it at all…
and i'm a bro…
am i gay or something…?
please help me!!
By the way, HIMYM is a HUGE success here in Portugal!
continue the good work guys!
Dude | Monday, August 31st, 2009 11:50 pm GMT -4
Dudes,
This joke is a pun, which is a joke based on a word with two meanings.
The noun Jam is similar to Jelly, we have Strawberry Jam and Grape Jelly which are both good with Peanut Butter (PB) as a sandwich called the PB & J an American staple.
The verb to jam, is to push something in with force. Japanese subway riders are jammed into the cars by people that push them past the closing doors.
Knowing this, try the joke understanding both the noun Jam, and the verb to jam.
What is the difference between PB and Jam? I can’t PB my cock up your ass. Which since PB can’t be a verb must cause you to change to jam in your head. Hilarity ensues.
More dirty than a good pun.
Puns are funnier in English, because they are more rare than in other languages. I know that in French puns are considered very low humor because duel meanings are much more common in French.
I don’t know about your language, you’ll have to tell me.
Hope this explains it to your satisfaction, although as with all jokes having to explain it kills it.
R. Sager | Tuesday, September 1st, 2009 12:16 pm GMT -4
You're right…I can't hang out with you guys anymore.
LOL classic response by Alyson. When I first saw this episode I was like "WTF was the punchline?" Then my room mate looked it up last night and told me the punchline and I'm like " Ummmm…I don't get it." Epic fail.
jax | Tuesday, September 29th, 2009 11:28 am GMT -4
hey i don't get this…
'you peanut butter down her throat'….i don't get it
[i get the last part though]
kory p | Sunday, October 25th, 2009 05:22 pm GMT -4
Not to bad of a joke, and pretty great show
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Mahmood | Sunday, May 2nd, 2010 11:41 pm GMT -4
“dude’s” post explains it well, ull get it even if u speak alien language… Guys read the question (the joke),and then read the answer slowly.
Q: whats the difference between peanut butter and jam.
A: I cant ‘peanut butter’ my dick up ur ass, but i can ‘jam’ it up ur ass.
The joke is supposed to make fun of whos guessing it..
I dont really find the joke that funny.
smith k | Wednesday, June 9th, 2010 05:22 pm GMT -4
cool joke
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Tyler Young | Tuesday, July 27th, 2010 12:44 pm GMT -4
i am allergic to peanuts so i can only taste a bit of peanut butter even if i love it so much.*.:
ass | Thursday, September 2nd, 2010 03:21 am GMT -4
Peanut butter is a creamy spread made of ground peanuts, and jam is a spread made of fruit preserves
sticks | Friday, October 29th, 2010 09:12 am GMT -4
grin
haha, hohohoo
Christine | Friday, October 29th, 2010 09:21 am GMT -4
The answer is actually
You can’t JAM your dick up any 8 year olds butthole but you can pee nut butter on it.
raja | Friday, October 29th, 2010 06:50 pm GMT -4
hey still not getting the joke.. plz elaborate it.. or or can nebody explain in hindi??
Guys Come On | Thursday, November 11th, 2010 11:27 pm GMT -4
Guys!!! Come on!!!
Seriously? That’s the dirtiest joke you’ve ever heard?
Okay, try this out.
Two vampires went to a café
One of them ordered a glass of fresh blood
And the other one only ordered a glass of hot water
“Seriously? A glass of hot water?” Asked the first vampire in shock
The second vampire took out a used tampon
“I prefer to have a Tea-bag.”
teddy westside | Saturday, December 18th, 2010 09:57 pm GMT -4
the point was that the joke was not suppose to have an answer… it was just meant to be left to the imagination, the punch line is whatever is the dirtiest answer you can imagine…
to give it an answer… is the ruin the joke….
(an just cause that’s the punchline you came up with on a google search doesn’t mean it is the real one…)
mitch | Sunday, October 2nd, 2011 02:54 pm GMT -4
While this joke is pretty hilarious, not the even close to the dirtiest joke I’ve ever heard like future Ted claims.
WTF | Sunday, October 9th, 2011 07:51 pm GMT -4
WTF dude
ty | Friday, December 2nd, 2011 12:13 am GMT -4
I kind of assume this isn’t the real punchline, at least, not the one from how I met your mother. The punchline is funny, but, knowing the writers humor, like with “eating a sandwich,” I would guess that barney does actually say it, so technically you could read his lips. And the punchline above doesn’t fit with his lips.
Kitkat | Thursday, December 15th, 2011 07:25 pm GMT -4
The answer is you can pee nut butter down her throat
But you cant jam it up her ass!
Raven | Thursday, January 26th, 2012 01:22 am GMT -4
Legen…(wait for it)…dairy
pastry16 | Friday, January 27th, 2012 07:50 pm GMT -4
The real reason Lily left was because Alyson Hannigan was pregnant in real life, and they couldn’t show her baby bump because she wasn’t pregnant in the show. Just in case you were wondering.
Leroy | Friday, January 27th, 2012 09:01 pm GMT -4
Not sure that’s the answer or not, but it’s a stupid joke and isn’t funny if it is.
Danny | Thursday, February 2nd, 2012 10:15 pm GMT -4
What is pussy spelled backwards? yssup(slurp sound). Hard to tell that one not in person.