What’s the Difference Between Peanut Butter and Jam?
by JD • Tuesday, April 14th, 2009 01:52 am GMT -4 • Season 4 • 100 Comments
On tonight’s How I Met Your Mother this innocent question was asked. The punchline? If I tell you will you stop hanging out with me like Lily? Be warned, it’s crude. If you wish to know continue reading.
I can’t peanut butter my dick in your ass.
Thank you.
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oh, don't get me wrong. within the show i thought it was hilarious and totally something the boys would laugh at. but if one of my guy friends told it to me (which, honestly, they are likely to do) i would probably walk out on them like lily. if only because the joke is so lame.
the joke is lame .. the peanut butter part doesn’t make sense >.<
It's true. That's all I need in life.
Not JUST a guy joke thank you very much
Agreed!!
I’m dying at this joke !!
Absolutely. hahahahxpit was
legend
waiiiiit for iiiiitttt
dary:D
Only a grin?? I cracked up so hard I startled my cat!!
were u gonna peanut butter ur cat?
That is SO awesome that a woman could love a joke like that.
Yah But when girl a tell this joke from their perspective guys think it’s sexy then ask… “you wanna?”
Not quite the same effect.
WTF is mother language (especially enjoyed mother's language)…
It's mother tongue people…and ain't got nothing to do with you mother's tongue…unless you want to peanut butter that up my ass!!
dude. A guy at school told me everything but the punch line to this joke and told me to look it up online. Creepy.
awesome the best joke in history
lol
im a gay fag hahahahahha
guy is gay with your dog
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yes you are missy
that is so sick you lil player i just want to bang bang bang your dog in the
barny is gay in real life THAT GOT YOUR ATTENTION LOLOLOLOLOL
Can somebody explain the joke? English is also not my language. I understand the background tu jam – strack in it but i don't get the joke with the penaut butter. is there another trasnslation / explanation for peanut butter then peanut butter from the shop?
Replace “Penaut Butter” with “Jam”. No problems.
i like men
Ouwaw so cool.
But I'm french and I wait the Fr version, because in other languages, it's not a joke, there are no signification.
But it's so good in Oringinal Version ^^
can anyone tell me the joke please??
i didn't get it at all…
and i'm a bro…
am i gay or something…?
please help me!!
By the way, HIMYM is a HUGE success here in Portugal!
continue the good work guys!
well plug in both words to the punch line. you cant peanut butter a dick in sombodys ass but you can jam one into one. as in like shove your …. into somebodys …
Dudes,
This joke is a pun, which is a joke based on a word with two meanings.
The noun Jam is similar to Jelly, we have Strawberry Jam and Grape Jelly which are both good with Peanut Butter (PB) as a sandwich called the PB & J an American staple.
The verb to jam, is to push something in with force. Japanese subway riders are jammed into the cars by people that push them past the closing doors.
Knowing this, try the joke understanding both the noun Jam, and the verb to jam.
What is the difference between PB and Jam? I can’t PB my cock up your ass. Which since PB can’t be a verb must cause you to change to jam in your head. Hilarity ensues.
More dirty than a good pun.
Puns are funnier in English, because they are more rare than in other languages. I know that in French puns are considered very low humor because duel meanings are much more common in French.
I don’t know about your language, you’ll have to tell me.
Hope this explains it to your satisfaction, although as with all jokes having to explain it kills it.
Ah! I get it now, lol. Thanks.
You're right…I can't hang out with you guys anymore.
LOL classic response by Alyson. When I first saw this episode I was like "WTF was the punchline?" Then my room mate looked it up last night and told me the punchline and I'm like " Ummmm…I don't get it." Epic fail.
hey i don't get this…
'you peanut butter down her throat'….i don't get it
[i get the last part though]
Not to bad of a joke, and pretty great show
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“dude’s” post explains it well, ull get it even if u speak alien language… Guys read the question (the joke),and then read the answer slowly.
Q: whats the difference between peanut butter and jam.
A: I cant ‘peanut butter’ my dick up ur ass, but i can ‘jam’ it up ur ass.
The joke is supposed to make fun of whos guessing it..
I dont really find the joke that funny.
cool joke
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i am allergic to peanuts so i can only taste a bit of peanut butter even if i love it so much.*.:
Peanut butter is a creamy spread made of ground peanuts, and jam is a spread made of fruit preserves
grin
haha, hohohoo
The answer is actually
You can’t JAM your dick up any 8 year olds butthole but you can pee nut butter on it.
No it’s something WAY, WAY, WAY, more disgusting. I’m not gonna say it because I am WAY, WAY, WAY, too young to be watching HIMYM
peanut butter and jam are meant for eatting. not shoving up your rectum. you obviously have skeletons in your closet. projecting your fantasy’s a little maybe?
and where the fuck do you derive the arbitrary number from? your fucking demented for including specific age limit, especially a child you sick fuck
hey still not getting the joke.. plz elaborate it.. or or can nebody explain in hindi??
Guys!!! Come on!!!
Seriously? That’s the dirtiest joke you’ve ever heard?
Okay, try this out.
Two vampires went to a café
One of them ordered a glass of fresh blood
And the other one only ordered a glass of hot water
“Seriously? A glass of hot water?” Asked the first vampire in shock
The second vampire took out a used tampon
“I prefer to have a Tea-bag.”
the point was that the joke was not suppose to have an answer… it was just meant to be left to the imagination, the punch line is whatever is the dirtiest answer you can imagine…
to give it an answer… is the ruin the joke….
(an just cause that’s the punchline you came up with on a google search doesn’t mean it is the real one…)
While this joke is pretty hilarious, not the even close to the dirtiest joke I’ve ever heard like future Ted claims.
WTF dude
I kind of assume this isn’t the real punchline, at least, not the one from how I met your mother. The punchline is funny, but, knowing the writers humor, like with “eating a sandwich,” I would guess that barney does actually say it, so technically you could read his lips. And the punchline above doesn’t fit with his lips.
Watching this episode on Netflix now and, no, that’s not what he said. I’m not a good lip-reader but the last word he said was “you”. So I’m really interested to find out exactly what his answer was. The answer given here fits the joke better but it’s not the answer coming from Barney’s lips.
The answer is you can pee nut butter down her throat
But you cant jam it up her ass!
No it’s something WAY, WAY, WAY, more disgusting. I’m not gonna say it because I am WAY, WAY, WAY, too young to be watching HIMYM!!!!!
Legen…(wait for it)…dairy
legencheese? legenmilk? I don’t get it.
Legen …wait for it … dary*
The real reason Lily left was because Alyson Hannigan was pregnant in real life, and they couldn’t show her baby bump because she wasn’t pregnant in the show. Just in case you were wondering.
Not sure that’s the answer or not, but it’s a stupid joke and isn’t funny if it is.
What is pussy spelled backwards? yssup(slurp sound). Hard to tell that one not in person.
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While this is funny, it really isn’t that clever. And it’s barely a pun. Comparing two things that aren’t similar just because they are often heard together is pretty insulting in the humor world. A much better spin on this joke would have been “what’s the difference between jelly and jam?”. That would at least, being a real question, make sense.
this wasn’t even funny.. watching the show, i as like “this is gotta be f*king hilarious” but no.. it makes NO sense >.<
I don’t get it. What does it mean?
Ohhhh it means as dude said about the jam as in shuve it in, u can’t shuve a sandwich in an ass.
I’m female and I laughed as hard as Marshall. This is hilarious and I plan on sharing it.
a girl would love to swallow a guys peanut butter but she hates to lick her own jam…..BAM!!!!
NOPE!!! No it’s something WAY, WAY, WAY, more disgusting. I’m not gonna say it because I am WAY, WAY, WAY, too young to be watching HIMYM
NOPE!!!!! No it’s something WAY, WAY, WAY, more disgusting. I’m not gonna say it because I am WAY, WAY, WAY, too young to be watching HIMYM!!!!!
NOPE!!!!! No it’s something WAY, WAY, WAY, more disgusting. I’m not gonna say it because I am WAY, WAY, WAY, too young to be watching HIMYM!!!!! So, yeah…
NOPE!!!!! Good guess though, it’s something WAY, WAY, WAY, more disgusting. I’m not gonna say it because I am WAY, WAY, WAY, too young to be watching HIMYM!!!!! So, yeah…
NOPE!!!!! Good guess though, it’s something WAY, WAY, WAY, WAY more disgusting. I’m not gonna say it because I am WAY, WAY, WAY, WAY too young to be watching HIMYM!!!!! So, yeah… You get it, right???
I go to google and type, “Whats the difference…” This joke is still the first response in the predictive search. That lets you know what everybody searching for. Lol
The peanut butter that i always buy have some additional nuts in it and they taste great. `
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This joke totally made my day!
(And this is not just a guy joke, by the way, because I laughed my *** off:)
hahha the joke is awesome!
im horny
how is that only a guy joke that is fantastic
that joke is funny as shit dude it’s fucking legen wait for it ………………………………………….DAIRY but i have a better one A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife in bed with another man.
So he dragged the man down the stairs to the garage and put his penis in a vise.
He secured it tightly, super glued it shut, and removed the handle.
Then he picked up a hacksaw.
The man, terrified, screamed, “Stop! Stop! You’re not going to..to..Cut it off, are you?”
The husband said, with a horrible gleam of revenge in his eye, “Nope. You are. I’m going to set the garage on fire!”
Lol
Why does everyone keep saying “dairy”? That’s NOT how you spell “Legendary”.
Legen … wait for it … dary*
Jebus, people ! Get it right !
So funny hahahahahaha
I dont get it
I’m a girl and I laughed?
I don’t get it…
the joke is actually “I can’t pee nut butter with you.”
they can however jam together.
“you can’t peanut butter a cock down your girlfriends throat”
not “I can’t peanut butter my dick in your ass”
Either one of those works but I have to agree with mallory up above. That looks closer to the real punchline in the show.
whats the difference between a woman,and a deep freeze?.
your deep freeze don’t fart when you pull your meat out
and just so were clear. peanut butter and jam are made for eatting. not shoving up your rectum, whoever made the original post is fucking retard and should keep his fingers out he’s ass
Just so we’re clear, who shoves meat up a woman’s rectum?
It’s a joke. Get over yourself.
I have looked at Barney’s lips as he says the punchline and after “peanut butter” his lips don’t move enough to say “my dick up your ass.”
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I LOVE THIS DAMN JOKE!!!!! So true not just for guys.
Me and my sister both laughed at this joke and we plan on sharin with everyone we know and fyi were both girls.
LOL. Nice one!
Hah!
You cant peanut butter your dick up someone’s ass ,but you can jam it !!!!!!!
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