What’s the Difference Between Peanut Butter and Jam?
On tonight’s How I Met Your Mother this innocent question was asked. The punchline? If I tell you will you stop hanging out with me like Lily? Be warned, it’s crude. If you wish to know continue reading.
I can’t peanut butter my dick in your ass.
Thank you.
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slightly | April 18, 2009 @ 5:41 pm
oh, don't get me wrong. within the show i thought it was hilarious and totally something the boys would laugh at. but if one of my guy friends told it to me (which, honestly, they are likely to do) i would probably walk out on them like lily. if only because the joke is so lame.
Ashley | April 21, 2009 @ 3:33 pm
It's true. That's all I need in life.
Missy | April 25, 2009 @ 4:37 am
Not JUST a guy joke thank you very much
Missy | April 25, 2009 @ 4:41 am
Only a grin?? I cracked up so hard I startled my cat!!
scofield | April 28, 2009 @ 3:31 pm
were u gonna peanut butter ur cat?
Tongue in cheek? | May 11, 2009 @ 4:01 am
WTF is mother language (especially enjoyed mother's language)…
It's mother tongue people…and ain't got nothing to do with you mother's tongue…unless you want to peanut butter that up my ass!!
wow. | May 20, 2009 @ 11:40 pm
dude. A guy at school told me everything but the punch line to this joke and told me to look it up online. Creepy.
sasha | June 11, 2009 @ 1:34 am
awesome the best joke in history
sasha | June 11, 2009 @ 1:36 am
lol
sasha | June 11, 2009 @ 1:36 am
im a gay fag hahahahahha
kalsa | June 12, 2009 @ 1:17 am
guy is gay with your dog
kalsa | June 12, 2009 @ 1:20 am
lol
kalsa | June 12, 2009 @ 1:20 am
lol
kalsa | June 12, 2009 @ 1:20 am
lol
kalsa | June 12, 2009 @ 1:20 am
lol
kalsa | June 12, 2009 @ 1:20 am
yes you are missy
kalsa | June 12, 2009 @ 1:21 am
that is so sick you lil player i just want to bang bang bang your dog in the
kalsa | June 12, 2009 @ 1:21 am
barny is gay in real life THAT GOT YOUR ATTENTION LOLOLOLOLOL
steve | June 19, 2009 @ 10:52 pm
Can somebody explain the joke? English is also not my language. I understand the background tu jam – strack in it but i don't get the joke with the penaut butter. is there another trasnslation / explanation for peanut butter then peanut butter from the shop?
ur mumu | July 14, 2009 @ 4:21 am
i like men
R. Julien | July 30, 2009 @ 7:29 pm
Ouwaw so cool.
But I'm french and I wait the Fr version, because in other languages, it's not a joke, there are no signification.
But it's so good in Oringinal Version ^^
Roberto, Portugal | August 12, 2009 @ 4:26 pm
can anyone tell me the joke please??
i didn't get it at all…
and i'm a bro…
am i gay or something…?
please help me!!
By the way, HIMYM is a HUGE success here in Portugal!
continue the good work guys!
Dude | August 31, 2009 @ 11:50 pm
Dudes,
This joke is a pun, which is a joke based on a word with two meanings.
The noun Jam is similar to Jelly, we have Strawberry Jam and Grape Jelly which are both good with Peanut Butter (PB) as a sandwich called the PB & J an American staple.
The verb to jam, is to push something in with force. Japanese subway riders are jammed into the cars by people that push them past the closing doors.
Knowing this, try the joke understanding both the noun Jam, and the verb to jam.
What is the difference between PB and Jam? I can’t PB my cock up your ass. Which since PB can’t be a verb must cause you to change to jam in your head. Hilarity ensues.
More dirty than a good pun.
Puns are funnier in English, because they are more rare than in other languages. I know that in French puns are considered very low humor because duel meanings are much more common in French.
I don’t know about your language, you’ll have to tell me.
Hope this explains it to your satisfaction, although as with all jokes having to explain it kills it.
R. Sager | September 1, 2009 @ 12:16 pm
You're right…I can't hang out with you guys anymore.
LOL classic response by Alyson. When I first saw this episode I was like "WTF was the punchline?" Then my room mate looked it up last night and told me the punchline and I'm like " Ummmm…I don't get it." Epic fail.
jax | September 29, 2009 @ 11:28 am
hey i don't get this…
'you peanut butter down her throat'….i don't get it
[i get the last part though]
kory p | October 25, 2009 @ 5:22 pm
Not to bad of a joke, and pretty great show
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Mahmood | May 2, 2010 @ 11:41 pm
“dude’s” post explains it well, ull get it even if u speak alien language… Guys read the question (the joke),and then read the answer slowly.
Q: whats the difference between peanut butter and jam.
A: I cant ‘peanut butter’ my dick up ur ass, but i can ‘jam’ it up ur ass.
The joke is supposed to make fun of whos guessing it..
I dont really find the joke that funny.
smith k | June 9, 2010 @ 5:22 pm
cool joke
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Tyler Young | July 27, 2010 @ 12:44 pm
i am allergic to peanuts so i can only taste a bit of peanut butter even if i love it so much.*.: